I thought this was going to be a parody...
...with tutus and everything. However, for 2003 I guess this is ok I guess. The boots a tad too big and the gun is a bit wonky. But, I do like his expression; it's exactly how a guardsmen should look - like "I really don't to be here right now. Please put me out of my misery."
The lack of in-game sound is interesting. The controls were a bit hard at first, but then I got used to it. Because it is all on the keyboard, the pitter-patter of the keyboard gives the game sound. I find the controls to be the interesting twist to the generic top down shoot'em up.
This is both stupid, silly, smart, dumb, awesome, and kinda funny. I sorta like the political statements, but my favorites were the NP-Problem one, the memes one, and the calculus one. There is so much random awesome in this!
I kind of liked this. Reminds me of a scene from Dead Space spliced with Star Trek (though I'm sure that ripped off of something like this). However, there seems to be a problem when the asteroids get too close because then i cant hit them. Overall, a decent game for this genre.
I would recommend this for any teacher to use as a teaching aid. I am really glad something like this exists. And good job with the accurate scaling and the object selection. I really gives a good perspective of things.
The author comments are right...
It is addicting! So simple, yet so deep. Jay is Games is right.
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